Vanilla Schtinx

We're not sure where Vanilla found this schtinx, but he's done a pretty good job. There seemed to be this occuring theme through the schtinx era's that you had to have at least ONE token Asian Scthinx in your film clip.

00:18 A preview for what's coming.

01:45 Schtinx Heels to Schtokinx to Scthinx Skirt to Scthinx ice cream and Schtinx Hair.

(if you can bare to go on)

2:25 'SEEE DIS LIIIIHNE'

2:34 'IS DIS CORRECT'?

2:45 'I DO DIS SEE, WALK AWAY?AI LEAFING'

Koko-Schtinx

Not only do the riff and drum beat schtinx in this song, the ladies are finest - look out for them at

00:59 Is that Gina T???

1:13 Oh YEAHHHhh scthinx line..the one in the pink does it for me.

1:44 the two girls on the left

1:49 SHE'S BACK

1:58 and AGAIN..

2:23 No schtinxy girls, just a schtinxy Saxaphone Solo..

3:00 Schtinx arm movements.

3:13 "OHHHhhhh it SCHTIIIIINNNNXXXX dOesn't It GIRRRRLLLLLLLsss"?

In conclusion, 1988 Schtanx.

Gloria Estefan Scthinx both ways.

So we've all learnt that Gloria Estefan is deff a leader in the Schtinx phenomenon that took place between 1988 - 1995 (sometimes still present today)..Here she is in her Schtinx Mansion, with her Scthinx curtains and Schtinx Furniture....Scthinx guitar riff...Scthinx Beach..Scthinx palm trees...Scthinx calypso beat...yes?


..Scthinx keyboard.

So I found Gina T and she fucking SCHTINX..

I think the Schtinx begins with having the word 'Fantasy' in the title. What a schtinxy word...then you click play and it's Scthinx City.



Although she pretty much sums up Schtinx City in 'Tokyo by Night'...I had no idea Tokyo could schtinx..apparently it can...this kind of ties in with Char's 'Poo 90's Hong Kong' thing...is she Pilipino??

I think Gina T tops Gina G on the schtinx level though...what do our viewers think?

Gina G Schtinx

Gina G Schtinx in a '40 year old woman taking advantage of a 15 year old boy' kinda way.

*Interesting fact - the girls in the pink and yellow dresses formed the pop SENSATION known as T-Shirt, and brought out that cover of 'you sexy thing' a year later.

Prince Schtinx

Obviously this video schtanx so badly the sound has been burnt off the recording. You can just make appropriate fart noises over it every time a girl lifts her leg.
Can you imagine what the studio smelt of once they'd finished filming THIS schtinxy number?

H-America Schtinx

ok so this starts to schtinx at about 2:17...I think the chrous is the schtinxiest part...what do YOU think?

GLORIA ESTEFAN -- DR BEAT

Everything about this clip schtinx, imagine the size of her sideburns....not the ones on her face, even the guys in this film clip schtinx....Gloria Estefan STILL schtinx to this day...

CHRISTINE ANU(POO)

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'Hi, Remember ME?'

SHEEVA from Mortal Kombat

Pretty much speaks for itself, check out those eyes..that hair..and that bathing suit...no one wants to know what is going on under there..

Sade